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Domna is a Russian Aerospace Forces airbase in Chita, Zabaykalsky Krai, Russia located 27Â km southwest of Chita. It is a large, hardened facility with six areas of revetments probably holding 50 fighter aircraft. MiG-23 aircraft from Domna were deployed to Shindand, Afghanistan in the late 1980s.
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Port Salut is a semi-soft pasteurised cow's milk cheese from Pays de la Loire, France, with a distinctive orange rind and a mild flavour. The cheese is produced in wheels approximately 23Â cm (9Â inches) in diameter, weighing approximately 2Â kg (4.4Â lb).
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