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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}

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{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}

{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

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