Encephalartos cycadifolius is a species of cycad that is native to the Winterberg mountains to the north of Bedford in the Eastern Cape province, South Africa. It is found at elevations from 1,200 to 1,800 meters.
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The siege of Smederevo was Mehmed II's assault on the Smederevo Fortress during his fourth Serbian campaign.
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