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{"type":"general","setup":"What's blue and not very heavy?","punchline":"Light blue.","id":265}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
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Martin Valihora is a Slovak drummer and percussionist.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
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Siljansnäs is a locality situated in Leksand Municipality, Dalarna County, Sweden with 1,268 inhabitants in 2010.
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