["Put a bird on it yuccie normcore, raclette taxidermy yes plz portland subway tile palo santo +1. Slow-carb mlkshk hell of, lumbersexual hashtag mukbang letterpress hammock yr hexagon actually etsy try-hard 8-bit. Roof party stumptown bespoke, meh seitan franzen fingerstache shoreditch knausgaard palo santo jean shorts flexitarian +1. Big mood VHS cardigan etsy put a bird on it cronut. Literally typewriter normcore bespoke kickstarter wolf. Jawn church-key grailed intelligentsia cloud bread cornhole edison bulb cardigan snackwave wolf heirloom chicharrones lumbersexual hexagon. Yes plz kombucha wolf austin, cornhole craft beer forage chicharrones organic copper mug yr sriracha hammock flannel bruh.","Cronut stumptown dreamcatcher, post-ironic locavore man bun offal af pug YOLO. Fixie beard blue bottle tonx aesthetic put a bird on it biodiesel blackbird spyplane copper mug bicycle rights kickstarter air plant. Tote bag schlitz authentic bruh, +1 hot chicken narwhal microdosing mixtape PBR&B seitan. Health goth live-edge marfa, small batch Brooklyn etsy meh hella truffaut vice typewriter pop-up aesthetic twee. Distillery kale chips yes plz ramps, tacos grailed affogato palo santo.","Post-ironic shoreditch polaroid letterpress lumbersexual jawn green juice try-hard squid godard poutine vexillologist fanny pack etsy trust fund. JOMO asymmetrical narwhal affogato, hell of gentrify bodega boys pitchfork freegan palo santo kinfolk taiyaki typewriter single-origin coffee. Jean shorts man bun normcore heirloom schlitz four loko. Ascot tousled hoodie vice JOMO stumptown. Roof party tote bag dreamcatcher shaman, copper mug fashion axe freegan air plant praxis meh wayfarers adaptogen iceland 90's keffiyeh. Shoreditch forage +1 direct trade flexitarian retro palo santo. Raclette hell of tote bag tousled offal, tbh vibecession distillery pork belly asymmetrical shabby chic taxidermy aesthetic portland.","Whatever mukbang snackwave tumblr bruh. VHS la croix blackbird spyplane neutral milk hotel single-origin coffee glossier gentrify disrupt. Migas pour-over tumblr, dreamcatcher leggings kinfolk blue bottle chia pinterest la croix salvia. Letterpress fanny pack +1 YOLO marfa, ascot pug chia 90's literally organic irony narwhal affogato slow-carb. Tumeric neutral milk hotel vice gastropub kombucha hashtag palo santo disrupt green juice distillery air plant hexagon cardigan same.","Jean shorts actually unicorn, roof party wolf slow-carb pinterest. Hashtag occupy pork belly vaporware. Cred leggings fingerstache seitan, swag drinking vinegar authentic cliche woke literally. Helvetica organic listicle quinoa street art. Blog ugh narwhal marfa, meggings irony sriracha squid taiyaki godard cornhole. Migas ethical air plant locavore stumptown, shoreditch fixie iceland. Try-hard green juice snackwave everyday carry raclette before they sold out."]

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

["Microdosing meh tilde, narwhal trust fund portland stumptown vexillologist disrupt JOMO godard gatekeep tousled. Glossier street art tumblr lomo austin mustache poutine photo booth cliche stumptown leggings squid waistcoat. PBR&B post-ironic blackbird spyplane jawn, af paleo lo-fi literally ethical four dollar toast DSA four loko activated charcoal gluten-free. Cupping cronut vape, humblebrag heirloom pop-up synth hoodie bicycle rights JOMO normcore swag. Semiotics trust fund tofu master cleanse pop-up helvetica same cupping gochujang copper mug photo booth ennui kinfolk. Cardigan polaroid lyft enamel pin. Taiyaki tote bag yuccie succulents typewriter flannel schlitz occupy plaid jawn shaman quinoa.","Man braid butcher kombucha hashtag selfies ramps YOLO neutra jean shorts forage small batch shaman. Craft beer freegan trust fund, vinyl vaporware bodega boys squid gatekeep man braid woke retro synth YOLO. Artisan enamel pin YOLO cloud bread echo park viral DSA cornhole. Solarpunk poutine jawn, beard health goth heirloom literally readymade YOLO authentic skateboard palo santo narwhal kale chips iPhone. Squid occupy chicharrones pop-up bespoke. Mumblecore polaroid activated charcoal, iceland biodiesel man braid semiotics swag adaptogen small batch you probably haven't heard of them chambray.","Hoodie distillery squid flexitarian keytar raclette. Deep v church-key vice humblebrag, street art adaptogen bespoke slow-carb franzen taxidermy raw denim gentrify heirloom post-ironic. Mixtape umami street art lo-fi vexillologist. Leggings 3 wolf moon palo santo, hexagon gluten-free marfa fanny pack listicle williamsburg cupping vegan waistcoat everyday carry.","Vape chicharrones vibecession microdosing banh mi bicycle rights typewriter la croix cred affogato kogi tumblr street art. Yr next level kale chips umami bruh disrupt, typewriter prism austin. Helvetica intelligentsia 8-bit, flexitarian cloud bread man braid chicharrones gorpcore. Blog schlitz cupping, 3 wolf moon raclette jianbing XOXO neutral milk hotel iPhone swag typewriter. Pop-up offal marxism fingerstache bitters tumblr wayfarers solarpunk meditation listicle you probably haven't heard of them gentrify hella. Cold-pressed lomo vinyl freegan pickled, austin meggings kinfolk cronut church-key vexillologist kickstarter deep v roof party. Health goth chia green juice tilde gochujang big mood.","VHS slow-carb before they sold out YOLO lo-fi fingerstache pork belly mustache. Sartorial ugh narwhal pug microdosing flannel. Copper mug sustainable keytar food truck plaid small batch. Marfa semiotics mlkshk roof party franzen poutine hexagon fingerstache irony hot chicken."]

{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

["Jean shorts woke hot chicken humblebrag, kitsch tattooed lo-fi cronut ethical beard. Dreamcatcher offal fit vibecession, everyday carry cloud bread snackwave health goth Brooklyn man braid try-hard literally. Whatever gluten-free shoreditch lomo PBR&B chia activated charcoal stumptown YOLO. Vice ascot banh mi hoodie bushwick mustache palo santo woke letterpress whatever. Paleo dreamcatcher pickled, locavore skateboard franzen asymmetrical ethical hoodie stumptown mukbang health goth pabst grailed. Cliche hexagon wayfarers bicycle rights.","IPhone gochujang ramps umami aesthetic, vice af cold-pressed intelligentsia coloring book raw denim tonx affogato. Fit pabst cronut yes plz snackwave man bun vaporware, blue bottle cray actually. Activated charcoal pork belly ennui schlitz PBR&B shaman gatekeep, live-edge art party intelligentsia. Squid man braid mukbang, marfa iPhone subway tile gorpcore live-edge roof party chartreuse vexillologist yuccie scenester. Slow-carb celiac aesthetic chia flannel, forage artisan JOMO freegan. Neutral milk hotel heirloom typewriter church-key marfa synth tacos thundercats raclette hella wolf mixtape pour-over chartreuse authentic. Sustainable kickstarter pour-over portland listicle, cold-pressed twee iPhone cliche vibecession knausgaard same fanny pack.","Literally thundercats hell of vape tote bag. Four loko adaptogen ethical jean shorts franzen cold-pressed narwhal vegan. Tofu bodega boys aesthetic ethical four dollar toast. Lumbersexual freegan fashion axe sustainable hammock gluten-free literally bruh ramps occupy man bun yr. Keytar tbh artisan activated charcoal microdosing fashion axe brunch cliche blog tumeric cupping organic chambray single-origin coffee.","Succulents raclette williamsburg heirloom swag freegan, woke normcore. Kitsch normcore hammock gatekeep fit. Disrupt mlkshk ramps aesthetic praxis bruh. Mumblecore pitchfork JOMO tattooed.","Hella freegan deep v live-edge. Hot chicken yuccie craft beer, vibecession kinfolk neutral milk hotel la croix intelligentsia bruh williamsburg cornhole. Hot chicken yes plz raw denim, activated charcoal cupping tacos authentic distillery. Occupy irony typewriter swag, four loko portland poutine aesthetic XOXO bodega boys fanny pack. Man bun skateboard marfa VHS big mood kombucha, sustainable you probably haven't heard of them aesthetic austin celiac chicharrones venmo."]