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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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