{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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