Vijay Laxmi Gautam is an Indian politician and Minister of State in the Government of Uttar Pradesh and a member of 18th Uttar Pradesh Assembly. She represents the Salempur constituency of Uttar Pradesh. She is a member of the Bharatiya Janata Party.
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\"Something in My House\" is a song by English pop band Dead or Alive, produced by Stock Aitken Waterman. It was released in the UK in December 1986 as the second single from the band's third studio album, Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know. The single peaked at No. 12 on the UK singles chart.
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